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Solange Knowles at the 2013 Met Gala.
(via thesmithian)
Jennifer Lawrence and Bill Clinton at last night’s GLAAD Media Awards in Los Angeles.
Actor Adrien Brody poses with Kanye West and Carine Roitfeld at her CR Fashion Book Party.
New Girl star Max Greenfield is enlisted by MrPorter.com for their latest style feature. Photographed by Kai Z Feng and styled by Grant Woolhead, Greenfield is captured in ready to purchase pieces from Marc by Marc Jacobs, Burberry London, Lanvin and more. (Fashionisto)
When Fantine met Bella Swan backstage at the Oscars…
Anne Hathaway, holding her new Oscar, ran into Kristen Stewart, who was on crutches, backstage.
“Oh no!” Hathaway said.
“I know, I’m an idiot,” Stewart replied. “But congratulations!”
“Please tell me you’re going on stage with those,” Hathaway said, pointing to the crutches.
“Nope. I’m gonna hobble,” Stewart said.
“Well, break a leg,” Hathaway said. “Oops.”
Oscar Night Losers Still Walk Away with $45,000 Swag Bags. Here’s What’s In Them…
The Vampire Facelift ($5,000), a procedure that puts acid in your face to make you look younger. Quvenzhané Wallis won’t look a day over 8.
Heathrow by Invitation ($1,800), a private VIP service for dignitaries, heads of state, and “the world’s most discerning travellers,” like 9-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis.
Windex Touch-Up cleaner ($3.99), which offers Quvenzhané Wallis a fast and convenient solution to clean and sanitize the most frequently used surfaces in her home without missing a beat.
Hydroxycut Gummies and Hydroxycut Sprinkles ($50.00). All the weightloss of regular Hydroxycut in fun gummy and shaker-bottle styles for kids.
Naked Condoms (6 pack, $20.00). Shouldn’t Quvenzhané Wallis’ introduction to prophylactics be with “the finest condoms in the world”?
Bonita Platinum Tequila ($99.00). This premium tequila (manufactured by a company partially owned by Xzhibit) is distilled five times before bottling, making it smooth enough for even a 9-year-old’s sensitive palate.
Hickies ($19.99). Yes, in addition to condoms and tequila, Quvenzhané Wallis will also be receiving Hickies, “an elastic lacing system that allows you to turn any shoe into a slip on .”
Le Petit Cirque ($400.00). It’s not clear what exactly this gift consists of; its description says only “North America’s only all-kid pro Cirque troupe,” and its domain name expired on February 15, suggesting that, if nothing else, at least the website is run by children. $400 seems pretty cheap for a legion of humans, particularly if they are gifted acrobats, so the item is most likely a pack of tickets to a Petit Cirque show. Maybe Quvenzhané Wallis can go and make friends with a 10-year-old strongman.
SSSSSUUUUUGGGGAAAARRRR, in the form of Rouge Maple Gourmet Products($120.00). Lots of syrup.
“A premium electronic cigarette with the look, feel and flavor of the real thing” by NJOY ($40.00).
Bracelets that double as hair ties by Duette ($80.00). Quvenzhané Wallis will probably be more excited by these (which are sparkly) than any other present.
Check out the complete contents of the swagbag here. (Gawker)
